I think everyone in the country is pretty much tired of winter already. Except for those in California. Sorry ’bout your drought but I DON’T CARE THAT YOU’RE HOT. One of my New Years resolutions, if you recall, was to not talk about how cold I am all the time. I can assure you that I’ve failed miserably. Not only have I complained about the temperature, I’ve literally stomped my feet and cried about it. (I’m not proud of that but I felt I needed to get it out there.) Apologies to my friends in colder places (I’m looking at you, Iowa and Maine), but I just needed to complain once more. I figured the least whiny and most unoffensive way to do that was through GIFs. Please to enjoy.
Thoughts and Emotions that I Reserve Specifically for January and February
When my shower gets progressively colder because my roommate is also taking one, and I finally get out and step on the tile floor:
When I miss the bus by one minute and have to wait 10 minutes for the next one:
When I check the weather every morning:
When I try to navigate half-shoveled sidewalks:
When Murray drags me through a foot of snow for five minutes so he can find the optimal pooping spot:
When the maintenance workers finally come to seal up my drafty house: