Sorority Girl #1: “We did have some fun times in Missouri together.”
Sorority Girl #2: “Ha, ha, ha! I don’t think that ‘Missouri’ and ‘fun’ have ever been spoken in the same sentence together!”
Oh, did you say you’re from Connecticut, Sorority Girl #2? Excuse me while I go lie down, my little Missouri brain can’t handle thinking about all the excitement that goes on in that state.